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I did not jizz in my pants

Sat Jun 6, 2009, 12:34 PM
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I'm starting to get annoyed with MuchMusic. (It's a Canadian channel so I'm sure you yanks have never heard of it.) Used to be pretty cool, but now it seems to be going the same way as MTV. Less music, moar shitty reality shows. On weekends there's nothing on but Paris Hilton's Best Friend, Tila Tequila, Pimp My Ride, and other shit like that. BLEH. Who'd want to be Paris Hilton's best friend anyway?

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Anyway, since I'm ttly bored at the moment I decided to create a list of covers & panels from Superdickery.com that made me laugh the hardest. Enjoy.
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For some reason I find it hilarious that one of them is a mermaid.

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The word "racism" comes to mind.

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What's next, Super-Crochet?

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Foolish villain, Captain America doesn't do things like that!

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If you're wondering why this didn't get a higher spot on the list, you obviously aren’t very familiar with the Silver Age.

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That would actually make a pretty useful superpower. If you were being chased you could just hide by turning into a shrub or something.

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You'd think they could just use good ol' fashioned Kryptonite but NOOOOO.

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It HAD to have meant something different back then. (At least, I really hope it did.)

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Well, that's a step down from the sort of guys Batman usually fights...

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I know that at this point I should be completely desensitized to Jimmy Olsen getting into ANY situation involving gorillas, but Superman's line just makes the whole thing so much more ridiculous.

AND GET READY FOR NUMBER ONE... -Drumroll-

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There are really no words that can describe my reaction the first time I saw this.

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Long before the world began to suck, a demon squid named Zoolix terrorized what is now Australia until a group of valiant neanderthals beat him to death with pieces of fossilized seaweed. Millions of years later, Zoolix was reincarnated as Jay; the unfortunate child of a zombie nerd and a mutant cockroach. Jay spends most of her time drinking tea and writing vulgar poetry.

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  • Current Residence: The frozen wasteland known as Canada.
  • Interests: Cartoons, aliens, superheroes, cephalopods, unicorns, tea.
  • Favourite movie: Spaceballs.
  • Favourite genre of music: Depends on my mood.
  • Wallpaper of choice: A picture of a tree.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Harley Quinn.
  • Personal Quote: WE SHOULD FORCE YOUR VACUUM TO MATE WITH MY TOASTER AND MAKE ADORABLE VACUTOASTER-KITTENS.
  • Tools of the Trade: My typewriter.

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I HAVE YOUR HAT :icontophatplz:

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I am most likely laying on my belly doing sod all
I've just wasted, 10 seconds of your life~
THAT'S NOT MY HAT. MY HAT IS GREEN.

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Get your RANT on.
Me no have a green hat... fine I'll keep this one
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I am most likely laying on my belly doing sod all
I've just wasted, 10 seconds of your life~
Why thank you~

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I am most likely laying on my belly doing sod all
I've just wasted, 10 seconds of your life~

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